I stopped doing things in my mid-40s, due to constant 24/7/365 traveling and a small but powerful change in brain chemistry. I stopped meeting with people and became misanthropic. To paraphrase Mickey Rourke, the legendary actor from the seminal Barfly film, "I just feel better when people aren't around". While John Donne is often quoted as saying, "No man can be an island",Rolex Explorer Replica over time I developed a deep emotional attachment to lone, isolated bodies of land.
Ibiza is not my island of choice. Unlike Hugh Grant in About a Boy. I hate crowds, dislike the sun, and don't like music that was released after 1988. This coincides with the release of Straight Outta Compton. The charmingly provincial habit to spray mediocre Champagne drives me into a near-homicidal rage. I would rather burn bamboo under my nails and have VeuveCliquotspewing vulgarians on Ibiza than be surrounded by troglodytes and vulgarians who litter the island's shores. If I was an island, it would look like Superman's Fortress of Solitude, built on a barren, icy tundra, so far away that no one, not even a child, could reach my interior.
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I would like to be St Kilda, the most remote island of the British Archipelago. In 1930 even the 36 residents had enough and said "F*** this" and packed up. I would arrange airdrops for Sylvain Cathidard, Comte Liger Belair Vosne Romanee and Partagas Maduro No. I would love to have a collection of Anais Nin's erotic literature,Rolex Submariner Replica Watches 1s and tins with Iranian caviar. Give me my dog, a border collie with a wily personality, and my wardrobe full of fine bespoke clothing, Charles Bukowski's collected works, my 1967 Triumph TR6C, and plenty of petrol to scout the dangerous shores. A.50 calibre Barrett rifle and a few nice watches would be perfect. Goodbye, humanity. I'm done. You can fxxk yourselves.